Dartz Prombron Red Diamond Edition: Unsubtle and Bulletproof

Dartz's formerly whale-penis-equipped Prombron recently got updated with a Red Diamond Edition, revealed at Top Marques Monaco. The over-the-top luxury barge continued the tradition of silly vehicles being shown off to the stupidly-wealthy (remember the Bewerp Savage Rivale Roadyacht GTS?).

It supposedly comes with gold-plated, bulletproof windows, so you know we're talking about one classy cruiser. Other details on this Russian-built tank truck include bulletproof wheels, a tungsten exhaust, white gold gauges coated in gems, and a Rogue Acoustic Audi System. The Prombron's also bulletproof.

In an effort to get people looking at the vehicle, Dartz did its best to promote sexy girls and crazy cars with what GT Spirit calls a "Russian style" photo shoot. All I'm seeing is a blond chick holding some form of RPG that needs to be loaded into the nearest weapon and fired into the car.

Question about the interior: since whale penis is off the table, can we go ahead and recommend baby Giant Panda?

Regardless of the panda, the price is a bit much. At an estimated €1 million, let's keep our fingers crossed and hope no one is silly enough to pick it up.